Most Mornings

I would imagine this is how most mornings start for the Inner Circle:

[Your meeting, renamed from Emergency! to All Hands on Deck to Weekly Update to Daily Fire Drill to Fucking Moron did it again has been sent.]
[TRex has joined]
[GeneralS has joined]
[EPASucks has joined]
TRex: What now?
PressSexy: Check your twitter.
TRex: Hold on.
EPASucks: According to Corinthians 2-
PressSexy: Shut up!
EPASucks: but-
TRex: Boy Scout shut up!
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GeneralS: I don't recall having a meeting at this time.
PressSexy: We have this meeting every day at this time now.
GeneralS: I have a lot of meetings, but I don't recall this one.
EPASucks: Carbon dioxide emissions have not been directly tied to memory loss.
PressSexy: Shut it, S.  I'm too drunk and too tired to deal with you right now.
TRex: The F***ing Moron watched FoxyFriends again this morning, didn't he?
[ThirdFirstL has joined]
TRex: It's about time you joined.  You were supposed to set all the TVs to the Disney Channel.  What happened?
ThirdFirstL: He must have started pushing buttons.  You know how he likes to grab things!
PressSexy: Yeah.
GeneralS: Yeah
ThirdFirstL:  What?
GeneralS: Nothing, ignore that.  I don't recall saying it.
[FoxyFriends has joined]
FoxyFriends: What's up my bitches!
Trex: You saw his tweet this morning.
FoxyFriends: Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhh.  I called him and told him how to change the channel! He was watching Dora, but once she got over the mountain, he changed it.
PressSexy: Why didn't you warn us?
FoxyFriends: Where's the fun in that? Oh wait, he's tweeting again.  Gotta go special segment coming out NOW!
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PressSexy: I'm not drunk enough for this
EPASucks: Alcohol is the leading contributor to-
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[Trex has left]
[ThirdFirstL has left]
EPASucks: Hello?
GeneralS: What are we talking about?
[EPASucks has left]
GeneralS Hello?