Cindy

[Your meeting, renamed from Emergency! to All Hands on Deck to Weekly Update to Daily Fire Drill to F***ing Moron did it again has been sent.] 
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Cheesehead: What's up yous guys?
PressSexy: Who the f*** is Cindy?
TRex: How do we f***ing turn off the f***ing nanny f***ing filter?
PressSexy: I checked, we can't turn it off.  Moore found it morally offensive.
TRex: For f***'s sake! That's offensive, but he's good with dating a 14-year old?
CheeseHead: Cindy will get a $700 raise under my tax plan!
TRex: Is she 14 too?
CheeseHead: she's a single mother and she only wants the $700 tax cut..
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FoxyFriends: What's up my bitches?  Cindy is so rocking that tax cut!
CheeseHead: For sure!
PressSexy:  Doesn't she have a child?
Cheesehead: Yes, and that $700 will come in very handy for essentials
PressSexy: But you let CHIP expire. 
CheeseHead: They don't need that with the $700 raise!
PressSexy: And student loans aren't deductible?
CheeseHead: The $700 covers that too!
PressSexy: And her mortgage can't be deducted...
CheeseHead: $700 raise!!
PressSexy:  What about school lunches?
CheeseHead: You're missing the point. Cindy get's $700 free money!
PressSexy: Cindy is  getting a 34 cents an hour raise under your play.  That is going to pay for health insurance, school lunches, her mortgage, student loans, any health emergencies?
CheeseHead: Of course!  I know taxes!
PressSexy: This is why I f***ing drink so much.  And it's still not enough.
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