[Your meeting, renamed from Emergency! to All Hands on Deck to Weekly Update to Daily Fire Drill to F***ing Moron did it again has been sent.]
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PressSexy: GIGGLEBUMPS!
TRex: Pardon me?
PressSexy: What the Gigglebumps? I am not typing gigglebumps.
FoxyFriends: What's up mu wamplenorbes? How do you like the new nanny filter?
PressSexy: You gigglebumping jackBeanerwomp. What did you do?
FoxyFriends: I made is so grumpy ole Rexy isn't so grumpy. Cool, eh?
TRex: gigglebumps, Great balls of pubblejump!
FoxyFriends: I know. How can anyone be grumpy with gigglebumps flying around?
TRex: turn this gigglebumpsing filter off right now!
FoxyFriends: You are so cuuuuuuuuuuuute! Oh, I have a surprise for you guys.
PressSexy: Seriously Foxy, this is not a joke!
FoxyFriends: So, I dared one of my colleagues to tweet we should bomb North Kor!
GeneralS: Are you gigglebumpsing insane? You know the gigglebumpsing moron bases all his policies on Fox!
FoxyFriends: I know! The was a real sphincter pucker this morning, wasn't it? Wow, sphincter isn't censored? I know what my new blog is going to be.
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ConWoman: Did you see those videos? Hi Foxy, loved the tweet this morning! I heard the whole Pentagon squeal this morning!
FoxyFriends: Oh baby! You have no idea. Han was in the fallout bunker all morning!
PressSexy: You idiots! You know how unstable he is.
ThirdFirstL: Vy is zee gigglebumpsing moron running around pressing all zee red buttons? He keeps yelling, "Respect my authority!"
FoxyFriends: That is so him! Take a vid! take a vid!! TAKE A VID!!!
ThirdFirstL: Vat did you do, Foxy?
FoxyFriends: Read above ^
ThirdFirstL: You are the sick! I love you!
FoxyFriends: Girlfriend, you know it.
ThirdFirstL: I haven't had this much fun since I hid his meds for a week. He was yelling at the sofa all week. He thought his desk was Barney and kept singing "I love you."
PressSexy: Can we please get back to the videos?
TRex: What about them?
FoxyFriends: No worries about them. My personal friend sent them. They are tots valid.
PressSexy: Oh gigglebumps
TRex: gigglebumps
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Showing posts with label tweet. Show all posts
Wednesday, November 29, 2017
Tuesday, November 21, 2017
Sound of Silence
[Your meeting, renamed from Emergency! to All Hands on Deck to Weekly Update to Daily Fire Drill to F***ing Moron did it again has been sent.]
[TRex has joined]
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TRex: What happened?
PressSexy: I don't know. Did his phone break?
GeneralS: I saw him with it this morning.
TRex: It's been over 24 hours without a tweet.
FoxyFriends: I'm scared, my bitches. This isn't normal.
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JimmyC: Is the world ending?
ConWoman has joined
ConWoman: It's too quiet! How can I spin when he's quiet?
PressSexy: CNN hasn't changed their headlines all day. It's like Groundhog Day, but every hour!!
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EPASucks: Did the sun explode? Why don't people tell me anything? I thought I was supposed to destroy the planet.
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Zman: f***ing hell. what's going on? It's been 24 hours and no tweet? Did Putin take away his phone privileges?
PressSexy: No, He just called to see if TRex took it and to tell the f***ing moron where the emergency spare was.
ThirdFirstL: Relax everyone. I DVRed all the Dora the Explorers and told him Disney was running a marathon. He's been in his onesie all night eating icecream and watching it.
PressSexy: HOLY F*** that is GENIUS!
TRex: You are my f***ing hero!
ThirdFirstL: He eez so excited to see the turkeys too. Every time he comes back for ice cream, he's making zee gobbling sounds. It reminds me of when we first met and he took too much Viagra. He turned to cutest shade of blue and sputtered for hours!
FoxyFriends: F***ing Hells to the Yeah! All the guys here take that s**t. We call it Viagra-gate!
ThirdFirstL: Gotta run! Here he comes. Aw, he's clucking. He forgot that turkey's cluck.
[ThirdFirstL has left]
ConWoman: I'm going to call CNN and explain how HC wants to let millions of illegal Turkey refugees in.
[ConWoman has left]
TRex: She does know that we're talking about the birds, not the people, right?
PressSexy: Gawd, who knows? That woman is bat shit crazy. I'm going to start happy hour early.
GeneralS: Don't you have the daily briefing soon?
PressSexy: Yes. That's why I'm drinking now.
[PressSexy has left]
[Meeting has ended]
[TRex has joined]
[GeneralS has joined]
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[FoxyFriends has joined]
TRex: What happened?
PressSexy: I don't know. Did his phone break?
GeneralS: I saw him with it this morning.
TRex: It's been over 24 hours without a tweet.
FoxyFriends: I'm scared, my bitches. This isn't normal.
FBINew has joined:
JimmyC: Is the world ending?
ConWoman has joined
ConWoman: It's too quiet! How can I spin when he's quiet?
PressSexy: CNN hasn't changed their headlines all day. It's like Groundhog Day, but every hour!!
[EPASucks has joined]
EPASucks: Did the sun explode? Why don't people tell me anything? I thought I was supposed to destroy the planet.
[ZMan has joined]
Zman: f***ing hell. what's going on? It's been 24 hours and no tweet? Did Putin take away his phone privileges?
PressSexy: No, He just called to see if TRex took it and to tell the f***ing moron where the emergency spare was.
ThirdFirstL: Relax everyone. I DVRed all the Dora the Explorers and told him Disney was running a marathon. He's been in his onesie all night eating icecream and watching it.
PressSexy: HOLY F*** that is GENIUS!
TRex: You are my f***ing hero!
ThirdFirstL: He eez so excited to see the turkeys too. Every time he comes back for ice cream, he's making zee gobbling sounds. It reminds me of when we first met and he took too much Viagra. He turned to cutest shade of blue and sputtered for hours!
FoxyFriends: F***ing Hells to the Yeah! All the guys here take that s**t. We call it Viagra-gate!
ThirdFirstL: Gotta run! Here he comes. Aw, he's clucking. He forgot that turkey's cluck.
[ThirdFirstL has left]
ConWoman: I'm going to call CNN and explain how HC wants to let millions of illegal Turkey refugees in.
[ConWoman has left]
TRex: She does know that we're talking about the birds, not the people, right?
PressSexy: Gawd, who knows? That woman is bat shit crazy. I'm going to start happy hour early.
GeneralS: Don't you have the daily briefing soon?
PressSexy: Yes. That's why I'm drinking now.
[PressSexy has left]
[Meeting has ended]
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