Elephants, Lions and Tigers, Oh My!

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TRex: Elephant heads?  What the F***?
TRex: Wait, What the F*** happened?  Who put the F***ing nanny F***ing filter on?
ConWoman: I want to know why no one is talking about how Hillary F***ed the American Indians.  The discussion is focused on the Keystone pipeline, but not one media station is covering how Hillary drove through the midwest in 1914 and that is what caused the energy shortage in the US and the Great Depression.
PressSexy: What?
ConWoman: Those are the alternate facts that only FoxyFriends will cover.
PressSexy: Seriously, you're gonna hit me with that sh** first thing in the morning before my first fifth?  Get out of here!
ConWoman: Gotta run, have an interview on the CNN affiliate in in Puerto Rico!  I'm back on top BABY!
PressSexy: They don't have power in Puerto Rico.
ConWoman: I'm BACK BABY!
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FoxyFriends; What's up my bitches? Where's C, I got a hot scoop for her.
PressSexy: She's going to Puerto Rico.
FoxyFriends: Isn't that in Cuba?  Anyway, Elephant heads, pretty cool huh?
Trex: What the F*** are you doing to us?
FoxyFriends: Relax babe.  It's all cool.  We're using that to distract the from the deductions for private jets!  BRILLIANT!
TRex: F***ing elephant heads?
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ThirdFirstL: F***ing elephant heads?  and who the f*** eez Zinke?
TRex: I don't f***ing know.  I gave up after DEVOs.
PressSexy: He's the interior something.
TRex: Why the F*** is he talking about elephant heads
GeneralS: Exactly! I'm the one he should be talking to about head!
ThirdFirstL: What???
GeneralS: Nothing.  Ignore that.  I don't recall saying it.
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ThirdFirstL: What did he mean?
TRex: Don't worry.  He'll be gone soon.
PressSexy: F***, I'm outta Jack, y'all.  Is there a press briefing today?  Gawd I hate those F***ers.
ThirdFirstL: It's Saturday.
PressSexy: You're sh**ing me!  What happened to Thursday?  Did I black out again?
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Zman: When did I become in charge of elephant heads?
ThirdFirstL: Who are you?
Zman: Interior or something. I think I'm supposed to approve all the oil drilling.
TRex: I do the oil drilling!
PressSexy: No, you do foreign oil.
ThirdFirstL: I hear him coming,  He's making choo choo sounds.  He's hungry.
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Most Mornings

I would imagine this is how most mornings start for the Inner Circle:

[Your meeting, renamed from Emergency! to All Hands on Deck to Weekly Update to Daily Fire Drill to Fucking Moron did it again has been sent.]
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TRex: What now?
PressSexy: Check your twitter.
TRex: Hold on.
EPASucks: According to Corinthians 2-
PressSexy: Shut up!
EPASucks: but-
TRex: Boy Scout shut up!
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GeneralS: I don't recall having a meeting at this time.
PressSexy: We have this meeting every day at this time now.
GeneralS: I have a lot of meetings, but I don't recall this one.
EPASucks: Carbon dioxide emissions have not been directly tied to memory loss.
PressSexy: Shut it, S.  I'm too drunk and too tired to deal with you right now.
TRex: The F***ing Moron watched FoxyFriends again this morning, didn't he?
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TRex: It's about time you joined.  You were supposed to set all the TVs to the Disney Channel.  What happened?
ThirdFirstL: He must have started pushing buttons.  You know how he likes to grab things!
PressSexy: Yeah.
GeneralS: Yeah
ThirdFirstL:  What?
GeneralS: Nothing, ignore that.  I don't recall saying it.
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FoxyFriends: What's up my bitches!
Trex: You saw his tweet this morning.
FoxyFriends: Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhh.  I called him and told him how to change the channel! He was watching Dora, but once she got over the mountain, he changed it.
PressSexy: Why didn't you warn us?
FoxyFriends: Where's the fun in that? Oh wait, he's tweeting again.  Gotta go special segment coming out NOW!
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PressSexy: I'm not drunk enough for this
EPASucks: Alcohol is the leading contributor to-
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EPASucks: Hello?
GeneralS: What are we talking about?
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GeneralS Hello?